Don’t Let’s Be Beastly To The Nazis

A head-scratching part of the recent terrifying rise of the far right into positions of influence in western democracies has been accompanied by various people on the left loudly saying that (a) we have enabled the far right by making them into comedy figures, and (b) we should engage with Nazis rather than punching the fuckers in the face.

To deal with the second point first: famously-punched Nazi scum Richard Spencer, who was punched while in the middle of a live primetime unchallenged interview with Australian national broadcaster the ABC, and later again whilst being give free, unchallenged access to the masses by television, says he is now too frightened to leave his house to give interviews.

I can’t for the life of me think of a downside to this. A man who preaches hate for people of colour, Jews, LGBT+, anybody who isn’t him, who advocates – indeed, argues strongly for – concentration camps and the mass gassing and cremation of people who aren’t him, is now too scared to appear on TV.

Good. About fucking time.

As for “enabling” the Nazi scum by taking the piss of them: the people who complain about this are an unholy alliance of those who dealt with bullies at school by hiding from them and now never speak up ever…

…and those on the ‘left’ who have drifted so far to the left that they’ve come round and met themselves at the other side and are happy and content in the midst of fascists (you know who you are, Laurie).

The Second World War, you remember, the last time fascism was a powerful force in the world, featured just the same type of people wringing their hands and calling for us to be nice to the Nazis. We were nice to them. And then a war that enveloped the entire world and only ended with the use of nuclear weapons happened.

And during that war, we – the not-fascists – continued to make jokes about our foes, even as they dropped tonnes of bombs on our heads.

And it drove them mad. All the counter-propaganda in world produced nothing like the hilarity in the Home Front and the extreme anger in the Axis as the type of satirical and comedy songs we sang to ourselves and broadcast at them.

For instance, this from Florrie Desmond, laughing at Mussolini:

Or this from Spike Jones in the United States suggesting that farting in Hitler’s direction would annoy him (the song annoyed the people in charge of his jamming equipment, and also the remaining appeasers on the board of the FCC at least):

And Arthur Askey had a thing or two to say about Rudolf Hess suddenly making a run for it in 1941:

On that basis… keep taking the piss of the Nazis, it drives them mad. And keep punching the fuckers, just because.

The only good fascist is a dead fascist

The “Britannia Ball” compared to a Mosley rally, from Stuartsorensen’s Blog

The fascist “Britain First”, which while tiny are still fucking dangerous, have decided to go quiet during the general election campaign so as not to distract from UKIP’s campaign.

That tells you more about UKIP than it does about Joshua Bonehead’s Paul Golding & Jayda Fransen’s pathetic BF rabble.

I know you think UKIP are anti-politics and will give the Establishment a kick up the arse and so forth, but what you get for voting for UKIP’s I Can’t Believe It’s Not Fascism is… fascism.

Remember, fascism doesn’t arrive in jackboots and smash windows. Fascism arrives via the ballot box, pretending to be your friend. Then it puts on the jackboots and starts smashing windows when it’s too late to do anything.

If you lie down with dogs, you get fleas. If you lie down with UKIP, you get screwed.

Anti

This has been a great victory for people who are anti-politics. They have voted for the party they feel is the most anti-political. You know, the one that goes big not being different. Hate the different. Hate the gays. Hate the foreigners. Hate the blacks. Hate the Asians. Hate the women. Hate stuff that you don’t understand. Hate the other.

Fascism always presents itself as the anti-politics option. Not the jackboots and blackshirts and pogroms. No. Just vote for us now, it says, and we’ll make you great again. Nothing to worry about.

But those gays: you’re better than them because you’re normal. We don’t want to kill them, we just want to make sure they know that normal people are the majority. Vote for us.

Those foreigners: you’re better than them because you’re normal. We don’t want to kill them, we just want to make sure they know that normal people are the majority. Vote for us.

Those Islams: you’re better than them because you’re normal. We don’t want to kill them, we just want to make sure they know that normal people are the majority. Vote for us.

Those Jews: you’re better than them because you’re normal. We don’t want to kill them, we just want to make sure they know that normal people are the majority. Vote for us.

Those socialists: you’re better than them because you’re normal. We don’t want to kill them, we just want to make sure they know that normal people are the majority. Vote for us.

Those trade unionists: you’re better than them because you’re normal. We don’t want to kill them, we just want to make sure they know that normal people are the majority. Vote for us.

Those uppity women: you’re better than them because you’re normal. We don’t want to kill them, we just want to make sure they know that normal people are the majority. Vote for us.

And then there was nobody left to vote for your rights as a “normal” person. Ah well.